I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Why so embarrassed, never had a girlfriend? Seize the moment while I give it to you

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I'm lucky to have a brother, because my ex has such a small penis

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

To cum like that, you have to call your girlfriends - jet multi-orgasms 💦

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

Why so, sister... Now until I fuck you up, I won't let you go

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

You're not afraid to sleep with your bare ass, so you're ready to sleep with a friend, too

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

Again they fuck a bunch just in the ass, and called a Negro (part 2)

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

He was so hard to cry with his dick, he fucked me even harder

Caught a girl cheating - who gives a fuck, it's all right for a friend

I know how to massage, just take off your panties for a creampie

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

You fucked everyone in the game, but you should have fucked my anus

So my sister can have sex with my father, but I can't have sex with her husband?

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

Lesbian couple publicly fucked with fisting and orgasms

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me